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user-inactivated  ·  4026 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Nomination Thread: Best comment that, when taken out of context, is even better.

I nominate this wonderful comment by humanodon.

What is that? A woman's face?

Still 0 points. What the fuck . . .

Edit: apparently it's forbidden to commit seppuku

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I would also like to enter myself in the nomination with this comment.

  if (player = alive) {

       if (player.masturbates = true) {

            console.log(playerName + "does not get laid.");

       } else {

       (player.masturbates = false) {

            console.log("LIAR.");

            }

       }

  }