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kleinbl00 · 3778 days ago · link · · parent · post: Hating Kim Kardashian: Hollywood Is Stupid | Eight-Bit Samurai
Played it and beat it! Goddamn was that a frustrating game. "oh, I'm a poor defenseless waif with big boobs! Oh! I'm trapped on this island of misanthropic animists! Oh! I just found a machine gun I guess I'll have to use it! Oh! apparently parachutes and trees do not go together unless you're a fan of repeated gruesome impalement! Oh, I'm a defenseless pacifist who must open a 64oz can of whoopass in order to get my equally defenseless pacifist friend from the clutches of human sacrifice!"