I am Baggage Claim.

Got problems? Leave them with me! I'll toil over your stories and troubling experiences, until I've basically adapted them onto myself! Childhood issues and jarring personal conflicts? I'll take it! I am the filing cabinet of everyone I know.

This is my problem. People trust me for whatever ridiculous reason, and then they tell me things, and then I live with those things. I am addicted to the psychologically fucked-up, slightly crazy individuals whom I meet in any scenario. I want them to take me through their mind so I can see a new perspective, particularly a radical one I've never experienced before.

I'm talking about girls, mostly. I can't make small talk, and I'm definitely no charmer, so I never quite click with normal human beans. You ever talk to areally attractive girl, and then you look in her eyes while you're talking.. and you see it like, twitch? That's the kind of girl I always end up with. The really hot girl who could have all the success and intelligence in the world. But she's always some type of psychotic, and I kinda love it.