I feel like the six million dollar man. My physique has noticeably improved, my skin is clearer, my teeth whiter, my hair thicker and my dandruff gone. My resting heart rate is lower, I haven’t felt the least bit sickly, rare for me this time of year. I’ve had a common skin condition called Keratosis Pilaris since birth. That was gone by day 9. I used to run less than a mile at the gym, now I can run 7. I have more energy than I know what to do with. On day 4 I caught myself balancing on the curb and jumping on and off the sidewalk when crossing the street like I used to do when I was a kid. People gave me strange looks but I just smiled back. Even my scars look better.

Reading the announcement, I get the feeling he knew he was going to sell this stuff from the start. "Mathematical notation that used to look obtuse is now beautiful." This is after a month of a Soylent-only diet.

Can you give us some qualatative feedback on your trial? How many million dollars do you feel like? How do your scars look? Perhaps more usefully, did the product meet your goals for convenience and cost? Did you get sick of it or did it grow on you?

The creator sounds committed to sucralose. Perhaps you would consider Schmoylent.