Disclaimer; I havn't been able to sleep because of pain and fever tonight and my filter is gone. Completely. I'm really, really sorry.

Yes, I love that about America to. But you don't realize how much your act affect the rest of the world. You are like that kid who didn't know their own strength and ended up squishing stuff with your love.

You boast and brag - but you HAVE the military to back that up.

No other country has that power.

You are fucking fascinating, but holy shit you are weird. You are a fucking continent, not a country. You are so many people.

You are honestly like the reddit of the world.

Like I love you sometimes but please can you stop whining - which I don't want you to do but you are such a young fragile country.

Like Sweden is super old compared to you. You don't have a history - and that is wonderful . you are fantastic at making your own but you are like the reality stars of the world- We see so much of you and we can't choose not to and if we bitch about it in English you will bitch back immediately because you cover several timezones.

Like it's not fair to compare Sweden with America - it is fair to compare America and Europe however.

You WILL NEVER BE STOPPED and holy fuck that is amazing but do you realize that we in Sweden and the whole of Europe HAVE to keep up with what you are doing or we will have no idea what is happening to us.

Do you UNDERSTAND that SWEDEN is a relatively big country in Europe, with 9 million people. There are Swedish youtuber's with more subscribers than fellow citizens.

Like you are wonderful and I love you and bitch about you because I spent one of my formative years inside you and I'm now stuck somewhere in the middle between Swedish and Wisconsin and like wow.

I love you but you are the teenagers of the world.

Seeing you talk about history gives me the exact same feelings of second hand shame as seeing a teenager talk about romantic relationships.

And you know WHY I am so fucking annoyed? Because when my friends ask about you I defend you.

But like, you realize Europeans KNOW what free speech is? Like we had it in the 1300 and we know because we have papers from that time.

You are like that kid you're seeing that is growing up so fast and you blink and you miss it. You having nuclear weapons is like giving them to toddlers. I would honestly be MORE comfortable with putting nuclear weapons in a day-care cause at least they have a short attention span.