Ha, I have a best friend/former girlfriend and a LOT of people think we are together even though they have never known us while we were together because we spend so much time together, show up in the same places, etc. Also that's just a weird relationship in general tbh.

Uh, that guy sounds like what he showed you. That's right I said it, dick.

Unsolicited advice that is only somewhat related: if you ever find yourself worrying about whether or not to do something like tell a dude off because if you do, it'll be "mean" or "not nice" or you'll be a "frigid bitch" - fuck that asshole, fuck everyone who says you shouldn't do it because you're mean, and tell them off.

Hearing about the loud and argumentative makes me feel like you may already have an awareness of that advice though :)

Chronic bitch face! I like to call it "active bitch face" as opposed to "resting bitch face." Nah man. My bitch face is active.

It's a very great poem. I memorized it once, but I'm afraid in the long run only about half of it stuck.