It's kind of hilarious to me how broken the laptop is, that is, when it's not infuriating. The laptop's slow af too, of course. I started uninstalling programs so they wouldn't automatically start with the laptop (yes, I'm not that technologically advanced, either, but for the life of me I couldn't figure out how to stop Spotify from doing that. And Spotify made start-up take probably 10 minutes before I could really use the laptop). You're describing my dream, specifically, I really want an Air. I will be able to swing it shortly and I really do think it's time to buy a new laptop because I think one day my current one is going to refuse to start up or something and I'll be left with a brick. I'll let you guys know. If I really feel like treating myself I'll get a mechanical keyboard and plug it into the new laptop (suppose that's not possible with an Air now that I think of it) and be Really Trilly Fancy.