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user-inactivated · 3433 days ago · link · · parent · post: White House response to Edward Snowden petition
Dear Citizen,
Sincerely,
President Obama Thank you for signing this petition. We do not care for your opinions. We have placed your IP and associated name into a database of known dissidents. Your understanding of your own personal security is faulty, and we will be in charge of it to ensure maximum liberty within the constraints of safety. We want to keep you safe. For your own safety, please place your hands on your head and wait for the authorities to bring you to a holding facility where you will be retrained to your benefit.