then you're insane.

I recognize that the hipster rhetoric on Hillary Clinton is "no better than the Republicans" but I hope you understand that you look like an ignorant, spoiled tween when you say shit like that. I'd love the opportunity to vote for Bernie Sanders but at the same time, I recognize that Sanders has only gotten three bills enacted in 25 years in office (two of which were for renaming post offices). Granted - a tiny percentage of bills ever make law but Hillary tried to pass Obamacare in '94 - back in Gingrich's "Contract with America" was just getting wound up, back when the Republicans shut down the government the first time.

She's a three-term senator, a Secretary of State and a political animal who had decades of experience before you were born.

That's a picture of Hilary Rodham delivering impeachment charges against President Nixon. In case you were wondering. Five years previous she'd spent the summer working at a cannery in Alaska.

So. either you are sarcastic when you say that, and are actually a member of the thinking human race, or you aren't sarcastic when you say that, and are an uneducated, petulant child. Which has a couple advantages - after all, you can

a) school yourself

and

b) grow up.

Either way, know that if you flippantly drop Tea Party talking points like we're on Little Green Footballs I'm going to fact-check your every statement.

Violently.

With prejudice.