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caio  ·  4523 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Happy Birthday, Dorothy Parker

One of her best known:

  --Resumé--

  Razors pain you;
  Rivers are damp;
  Acids stain you;
  And drugs cause cramp.
  Guns aren't lawful;
  Nooses give;
  Gas smells awful;
  You might as well live.