I am reading Terrance Hayes' "Lighthead" right now and I love it.
The line I chose for the title particularly resonates with me because I am infamous for mispronouncing things. I actually convinced a coworker "affidavit" was pronounced "aff-ih-daahv-it" (as opposed to "aff-ih-dave-it") because I continually pronounced it the wrong way. I had no idea I was even wrong.
Too much timing reading books, not enough time talking in my youth, I like to joke.
And because I love it, I've put it up on Soundcloud as well.