Just re-posting my mom's hilarious take on her 50th high school reunion in case you missed it the first time around! Funny stuff!
Quote: "Dental floss, Vicks Vaporub applied to both flaky ears, Q-tips, copious facial creams, and tweezers rise rapidly to the top of the list of personal beauty products when tempus fugit(s)! Comfortable yet quasi-tailored clothing -- which covers every square inch of liver-spotted, puckered flesh -- ranks high once a person passes the magic freeing age of 60, and such garments will be worn ever onward until we reach some kind of rainbow bridge."
Read the rest at the link: http://www.talkofthetownwc.com/oldtypewriter/2014/09/post_7.html - enjoy!