by OftenBen

I'm sure that most of you have probably seen this, or at least seen it referenced.

I'mma post it anyway, for a few choice sections alone.

Important disclaimer: I'm having a bad mental health day and spent way too much goddamn time thinking about this and related issues instead of other, more important things.

When I was younger – and I mean from teeanger hood all the way until about three years ago – I was a nice guy. In fact, I’m still a nice guy at heart, I just happen to mysteriously have picked up girlfriends. And I said the same thing as every other nice guy, which is “I am a nice guy, how come girls don’t like me?”

There seems to be some confusion about this, so let me explain what it means, to everyone, for all time.

It does not mean “I am nice in some important cosmic sense, therefore I am entitled to sex with whomever I want.”

It means: “I am a nicer guy than Henry.”