Almost two years ago, a browsing lurker wrote a list of seven changes he'd like to see on Hubski to make it more like reddit. As you can imagine, the community had something to say about that. In particular, mknod. Here are his comments repurposed as a poem:
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Welcome to Hubski
Anyway just hang out, have fun
Post things, lurk, message people
Talk about your childhood, share some nostalgia
Make up some poetry, listen to hip hop
Watch comedy videos, keep up with the news
Take a nap, take 10 naps
Feel guilty, then eat pancakes
Create tags, follow tags, unfollow tags
Follow people, unfollow people
Shift your brain, be wrong, be right, unshift your brain
Do you like sports?
Take lots of chances, never drive safely if you find yourself alone
Tell me about your day, make up a story, help someone make up their story
Take a trip, do things you wouldn't normally do
Put yourself in another person's shoes
Listen to jazz, write some comedy, create some drama
Do 12 push-ups but tell everyone you did 50
Wander around your town and look for hubski stickers
Put some hubski stickers around your town
Make friends, make enemies to help you realize who your friends are
Make friends with your enemies
Throw away everything you ever knew and pretend it's your first time hearing it
Listen to a record your dad used to listen to
Make yourself heard
Make yourself quiet
Get out of bed
Read more, watch more TV, play more video games, watch more movies
Have an uncomfortable conversation
Drink in irc
Pretend you are fancy
Welcome to Hubski.
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*I'm finding that I enjoy poems that are lists, especially this recent one called "How to be Perfect".