This week's issue features the most beautiful women in the world, a poem in the shape of a sigma, and four types of trout. It also features some original illustrations, a prize at the very end, and the work of 8 incredible writers (plus the editor himself).
It will take around 25 minutes and 18 seconds to read in its entirety, which is conveniently the amount of time it will actually take for your roommate to be ready to leave after he says he'll be ready in two minutes.