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Please, just let Diego Luna touch Jabba the Hutt
by galen

    During Rogue One’s press tour at the end of 2016—an otherwise bland affair, as Lucasfilm made sure the actors described the film as vaguely as possible—Luna repeatedly expressed a sincere, somewhat alarming, somewhat sexual interest in Jabba the Hutt, the slug-like crime lord from the original Star Wars trilogy. I’ll let Diego Luna take it from here, with these very real quotes from multiple interviews:

    “The texture … I’m very to curious to actually touch that texture.”

    “I know it sounds gross but, it might be delicious.” (The “it” being Jabba’s essence, I guess.)

    “The texture of his skin is just something that obsesses me.”

    “The texture of Jabba is something I need to discover.”

    “Haha … please …” (That was Luna’s response when an interviewer makes a joke that he’s only ever looking to date someone like Jabba.)