. . . despite the mounds of evidence that they clearly do. It was fun for the first paragraph or so, but the further I went with my joke conspiracy theory, the more and more it sounded like actual denialist conspiracy theories on the internet.
So I deleted it, but there’s still a rotten taste in my mouth from the experience.
And now I’m gonna go about my day, wondering about people, and just, I dunno. What the fuck is wrong with everyone?