If only the democrats held the executive and legislative branches for two years to undo the Trump administration's railway braking regulatory repeals.
If only Mayor Pete used to work for the infamous McKenzie consulting firm and could offer up an inside look at cost-cutting corporate profiteering at the expense of us plebs.
If only Mike DeWine had the authority to officially declare a disaster and receive more funding without making Northern Suffolk look negligent.
If only JD Vance felt empowered enough to lie about already working with FEMA
Nope, things are fuckin' great!