Alright. Serious answer.

I want a job that challenges me every day. One where I will never be able stop learning and growing and developing new skills. I want a mentor to teach me and to be surrounded by capable and creative people that I can bounce ideas off of. I don't want to live in a bubble. I want people to tell me straight up when my shit is ugly and doesn't work. I want to the job and the people and clients around me to push my creative boundaries to create superior work. I do not want a job that forces me to deal with office politics or write reports to management. I want to do the work and move onto the next project. Planning, yes. Bullshit busy work reports, no. I think that data and improving workflow is important but writing a 3 page essay that no one reads or analyzes is bullshit. I want to be able to say the word bullshit at work without getting written up.

I want a relationship where my partner supports me but we live individual and separate lives and we are both okay with that. I want to fuck and cuddle and fuck some more and be able to have alone time. I want someone who is as ambitious or more ambitious as me and will never let me slip back into a lazy or drug fueled lifestyle. I want someone who I respect and adore and love and can give them exactly what they need. I want someone I love for who they are not for what they could be if they tried. I want someone who loves me for me and doesn't try to change my personality. They can push me to be better but I like being loud and abrasive and drunk sometimes. And I think that is okay. I want someone that can be loud and abrasive and drunk with me. Even if it's noon on a Sunday.