My live reaction to the first song on Fancy's Get Your Kicks: Colder than Ice having never heard it before.

Snyth everything. AshleyR is a god damned idiot. This is fantastic.

Like Dead or Alive but slower.

Oh, his voice. Now I get it.

It's like Copa Cabana for 80s kids.

It's coming back around for me.

They lost me when they hit the chorus. It's like a talent show at a high school. Just gently speaking into the mic. Repeating dumb little lyrics about some blonde girl who is not nice. In fact, she is so not nice, that she is colder than ice.

It's an 80s pop ballad with a lame chorus. Absolutely forgettable. I'm waiting for it to be over already and I've literally only had these two minutes of my life in which to experience it.

In case you forgot, she is colder than ice. Why does he even like her? Because entice rhymes with ice, that's why.

--I had to pause this to break up with a girl that just called me. Just wasn't working for either of us.--

Fuckin' more chorus? This is something that the 2000s taught us. Verse, Chorus, Verse, Refrain Chorus, Out. Not 80s pop, which is verse, chorus, verse, chorus, chorus, chorus, fade out.

Back to just the synth. Strong finish. Also, I'm drunker than when I started so there's more dancing. Not much, but more.