I was circumcised twice as a baby The Rabi hides whenever he sees me Oh the beaches come crashing Like headaches from the ocean I’d hold your hand but I’m allergic to that lotion I knew a girl that hadn’t yet been gay Shed let me kiss her so her friends could all see We would dance in her kitchen and made breakfast from scraps She coached a soccer team that won their final match I moved to Michigan to be close to my family I met a red head there that wanted to dance ballet She moved in, started working at Whole Foods Became unhappy and decided she should leave Moved to NY to try and be a dancer Now she works in a cafeteria at a private school I married a doctor that never learned to cook But she can dance better than that redhead ever could Now I coach soccer and my team is undefeated Don’t cook scraps cause I have all I need It’s just so sad So sad How you go from guy to dad. And it all takes so long to find out The best thing you have is now