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kleinbl00  ·  4176 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Commemorating September 11 through crass commercialism

It is my opinion that "ribbons" are the modern equivalent of papal indulgences. They allow one to buy one's guilt away.





humanodon  ·  4176 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Nice. What next, relics?

kleinbl00  ·  4176 days ago  ·  link  ·  
humanodon  ·  4176 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Indulgences, relics, crusades(ish), a dynasty, an inquisition . . . hmm. And somehow the U.S. is predominantly protestant. Weird.

kleinbl00  ·  4176 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Just finished cranking through Bible and Sword which sort of revised my understanding of civilization. It sort of works like this:

Judaism - there is one true god, all your gods are wrong.

Christianity - There is one true god, and you Jews misinterpreted all that shit.

Islam - There is one true god, and you Jews and Christians got a lot of it right but not enough.

Protestantism - There is one true god, Jews and Muslims are heretics and the Catholics lost the script.

Anglicanism - There is one true god, and while the Protestants are heretics and the Catholics idolaters the Jews are pretty badass. But also wrong.

Puritanism - The Anglicans are the most corrupt of all but they were right about the Jewish thing. Except Jews are icky.

Pentecostalism - Everybody's wrong but until the Jews are back in the Holy Land Baby Jesus ain't comin'.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

humanodon  ·  4176 days ago  ·  link  ·  

How did it "revise your understanding of civilization"?

That's a whole lot of complicated for "be good people and be good to other people."

kleinbl00  ·  4175 days ago  ·  link  ·  

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

That is decidedly not the way the world works.

humanodon  ·  4175 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Of course not, but that's the basic pitch for all of those

b_b  ·  4176 days ago  ·  link  ·  

My first experience with ribbons was the Gulf War. I remember the yellow ribbons that everyone was wearing, tying to trees, etc. Even as an 8 year old I thought they were dumb as shit (although I did collect Gulf War trading cards, which I still have, and which are awesome). Were ribbons of support a thing before that? I assume so, but Gulf War was the first time I was old enough to be aware of the world during a conflict.

kleinbl00  ·  4176 days ago  ·  link  ·