So not only did he give us the chimney nonsense, but he had to make Christmas a "fall from grace" thing, too. Buzzkill. "Well, Hazel, you see, it might seem silly that Santa comes down the chimney, but it makes total sense. For one, he's a demigod, with all the magical power that entails. So there's that. Moreover, daddy's a filthy sinner, so... you know. Chimney. Makes sense." Nope, not gonna do it. We don't even have a goddamn chimney. Santa's walking through the door this year.
That's nothing. Clarke Clement Moore wrote 'Twas the night before Christmas' on commission for the NYPD because they were sick of all the immigrants rioting and looting and getting into fights and wanted some psyops to flip Christmas from "drunken debauchery a la Mardi Gras" to "family-friendly God-fearing event." I'll likely post this again after Thanksgiving, but have a head start - the single best program The History Channel has ever run.