"Hey, 8-Bit, glad you could come!" she says. "I'm not!" "So this is [Interchangeable Sorority Name], [Interchangeable Sorority Name], and [Interchangeable Sorority Name]!" "I have already forgotten who you are!" "A bunch of wealthy white kids drinking crap-tons of alcohol. Sorority girls dropping the n-word in the most disingenuous way possible while singing to mediocre rap songs. Standing around, talking, but not really saying anything because they're wasted. "
"I'm not really judging the way they do things."
You sure about that last one? You seem like an asshole, to be honest. But I throw and go to lots of parties so I find you equally unrelatable. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I was going to give you a structured, thoughtful reply, but stopped when you called me an asshole. Which, I mean, I'm not saying it's not true, just that you've already formed your opinion as to who I am through one internet post, so I don't really need to defend myself. And please let that emoticon die a swift, painless death.