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caelum19 · 3662 days ago · link · · parent · post: Today I Learned Something About My Boyfriend No Girl Should Ever Have To Discover (or guy for that matter) · x 2
As someone who identifies as a hot dog, this is very very offensive. Firstly, I'd like to mention how hard it is to get girls to notice me, how they all just walk past me when I try to say hello, how damaging it is when I'm ignored 24/7 when all I'm trying to do is find a friend. The vertebrate privilege is enormous, you're all just walking around with your bones and muscles and nervous systems completely unaware of how some of us are worse off, I mean, we're not even invited to the foodchain. And then I hear you complaining about kids, you don't know how well you got it AT LEAST YOU CAN HAVE KIDS
All I can do is just sit there and watch as you guys make fun of my inability to mate by referring to male genitals as sausages.