1/2" breaker bar, 18" long. Good heft, not so long you can't use it in close quarters, says "improvised" with every inch of its chrome vanadium length. Got a bully to leave me the fuck alone freshman year... and loosens lug nuts.
I gotta get something tonight, which isn't easy when you've been sitting in Atlanta International for 9 hours. Update: one of the 8 infants within nose-shot has pooped their diaper. There's a rather nice tire iron in my trunk, but the geometry just isn't ideal. Anyway, thanks. For like, the 3rd time this week, on 3 different subjects.
Statistically speaking, the odds of you needing something tonight are the same as you needing something last night are the same as you needing something on any day since you moved in. The brave move is to not live reactionarily. Don't pick up the claw hammer.