It's okay. I'm running Mint 17 now that Crunchbang is no more. I flirted with Elementary for half an hour before saying "fuck this GUI. I have no idea what's going on." Can't get my printer to install. Don't really care. Have to reinstall a new distro ever since I found out about a stupid leak involving Debian/Chrome/Chromium but since I don't have mics or cams on my desktop, I'm not freaking out that much. I'll probably do it this weekend. What's more patriotic than tinkering with your computer on the 4th of July?
You can always install openbox on top of Debian and tweak it to stay like Crunchbang xD
Launching fireworks with your computer on the 4th of July while it plays the national anthem - all of that while having an animated background of a bald eagle in flight.