Once I get into a decent college I swear I'm just not gonna enroll and flee to Paris to start a subway mariachi band.
Funny you say that. I was thinking about running away myself and becoming a wandering, do good cowboy. I could use a troop of mariachis to follow me around and play fitting background music. I know this would require a lot of commitment on your part, so I'm willing to pay handsomely in pennies, sometimes nickels, and the occasional sweaty sock.
I've discussed this with the band. Los Pollos Hermanos is pleased to join your posse. Olé!
Am in Paris. We are standing by to welcome subway mariachi band + do good cowboy with champagne and stinky cheese.
Hear that nowaypablo? We're committed now. I guess I have to take a few french classes to get back up to speed.
Funny you say that. Kinda like this? I have hired a couple of mariachi bands for New Years Eve parties. And some bagpipers once for a NYE party to come in playing Auld Lang Syne at midnight. He said they would only play for 30 minutes and I asked if that is because their lungs got tired. He said in a proper Scottish accent "Oh God no. If we played any longer people would try to kill us." But they ended up staying a few hours and jamming with us anyways.