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blackbootz  ·  2982 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Apple Plug

    We removed the floppy drive, and people said we were wrong. We weren't. We removed the CD drive, and again people said we were wrong. We weren't. We never are.

Is this a spoof? If not, this looks like some triple-A grade nottheonion shit.

http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2016/6/21/11991302/iphone-no-headphone-jack-user-hostile-stupid

lmao. I just got got. I couldn't tell. Apple's marketing speak is so imitable.





b_b  ·  2982 days ago  ·  link  ·  

mk and I read through their swim-50-meters-water-resistant-watch doublespeak like ten times today to figure out wtf they were even trying to say. I think they may have actually jumped the shark this time. The surprising thing to me is that it took this long. I thought they'd be today within 18 months of jobs dying.