It's fine you guys even though this country is sounding itself in gasoline and lighting the match it's fine because I'm breathing! I'm breathing so we're all good. Nothing is fucked at all, totally not.

So anyways here's my game plan trump or not: I graduate may. If I start looking in January I can find a job in Kuwait in June. My other option is taking my buddy's offer to write document in Kyoto. This throws a wrench into my teaching certificate plan, but I can compensate for that With immediate pocket change and coming back here in the summers to take the classes/possibly take them online. Then I teach at an AIS in any country that takes me.

If you asked me honestly (and I'm being honest because I found out the bottle I grabbed out of the fridge was NOT flavored water) I'd prefer the Japan plan (japlan). I liked it when I was there, no one looked at me weird or called me a nigger, no one wants to get married or have kids, and there's a sector devoted to Weeb shit exclusively. Fuck it may as well be heaven.

Sayonara bitchessss