Do not make me whip out the Pepsi Gravitational Field.
Really? Surely you've been on the internet that long. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pepsis-nonsensical-logo-redesign-document-1-million-for-this/ https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2009/mar/07/bad-science-pepsi-rebranding https://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf banksyadvertisingquote.gif
The Guardian article ends withAnd even if this is an elaborate 27-page long spoof, the horror is that it's believable. Across huge swaths of the world, scientific reasoning is regarded as decorative: a rhetorical stance, or a speech in a white coat from a 1950s B-movie. We live in a world that has indulged these buffoons for so long that they think they are heroes, while nerds are regarded with contempt. Our only hope is that after the robot wars, you will all starve, cold and in the rain, wearing leaves and eating mud.