That's a compelling argument for adding onions to my dinner. I like onions fine, I'm just a little too lazy to cut them up. It isn't a compelling argument to make an onion/strawberry smoothie, though.
Dude how do you not own a benriner by now? I'll be honest. I don't really like mine, despite the fact that every review agency for the past fifteen years keeps arguing it's the best. And it appears it's been updated a couple times in the interim so it's way better than it was. But it'll turn an onion into shrapnel with two chops and a dozen strokes. I can hack that shit up so fine it disappears into ground beef.
My mom would say "that's just one more thing to wash!" Meaning I'm too lazy to wash stuff."
As long as they're dishwasher safe (safe enough), I should get one. I do have a dishwasher. I can also confirm tonight that adding chopped onions to tacos is delicious. Still uncertain is if I'll now live forever.
