"I just pressed a gun to his temple and asked for a favor. After being assured of his compliance, I put down the gun. But did I ever threaten to shoot him for noncompliance? No! NO EXTORTION" "This whole Ukraine witch hunt is just distracting us from hunting the real witches in this election: George Soros and the Clintons, who are conspiring to advance the goals of a shadowy suspiciously Jewy cabal."
"Although I did tell him there was a bullet in a gun, there really wasn't, I don't think. Didn't check the chamber though. But here, we took this beautiful photograph of me with the safety off, gesturing with the gun as I talk. Surely since I've shown you this photo, we can agree that we're a very transparent White House, and no impeachment is necessary. TOTALLY ACQUITTED." Oh nvm, I think you misunderstood. I was just making things up, but you are repeating things that already happened. Seriously though, imagine unironically hosting that video on your site and thinking "yep, Rudy's got 'em!!"."This whole Ukraine witch hunt is just distracting us from hunting the real witches in this election: George Soros... "
Wait wHAT I thought I was making things up too. Jesus fucking christ.Oh nvm, I think you misunderstood. I was just making things up, but you are repeating things that already happened. Seriously though, imagine unironically hosting that video on your site and thinking "yep, Rudy's got 'em!!".
I knew you didn't know, buddy :DI thought I was making things up too.
Yup. We are now living Poe's Law.Prior to his political career, he obtained a degree in law and created a production company, Kvartal 95, which produces films, cartoons and TV comedy shows. Kvartal 95 created a television series called Servant of the People, in which Zelensky played the role of President of Ukraine. The series aired from 2015 to 2019. A namesake political party bearing the same name as the television show was created in March 2018 by employees of Kvartal 95.