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You will be pleased to know there is a tradition of giving AKC-registered pets ridiculous official names to go with their totally normal "call names." I dated a girl whose sister bought a purebred Bengal whom she named Gargamel (even though his cat's name was Azrael but whatever). On Gargamel's paper it said "Lord Gargle Mellifluent Stinky Bunghole Flubbercat" or the like.