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kingmudsy · 1614 days ago · link · · parent · post: Masks, No Kissing and ‘a Little Kinky’: Dating and Sex in a Pandemic
"ALRIGHT, listen up pheasants! We have this well-ventilated warehouse rented for TWO HOURS. I've set up drywall partitions in a vague labyrinth - You are to insert your GENITALS into the GLORY HOLES, and PRAY. If you take of your mask, you're persona non-grata and we WILL remove you! If you're ever on the same side of the drywall as another person, we will remove you! Don't forget the color coded condoms, because CONSENT is IMPORTANT. And finally, before you ask, we CANNOT turn off the industrial refrigerators keeping this warehouse at a crisp 55 degrees! Good luck, and godspeed!" - An event organizer, following the recommendations of the NYC sex-during-a-pandemic guidelines about as accurately as possible
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