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comment by am_Unition
am_Unition  ·  1029 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: SpinLaunch conducts first test of suborbital accelerator at Spaceport America

Just got off the phone with marketing, here are our two strongest slogan options:

    "The name's Dissociate...

    JAMES Dissociate."

or

    "It's Bond...

    MOLECULAR Bond."

I think maybe the second, the first one maybe makes it sound like our company is destructive or bad.





kleinbl00  ·  1029 days ago  ·  link  ·  

hey man Tesla sells flamethrowers

am_Unition  ·  1029 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Yup, basically the same company. Watching that gud ol' Texasboi talk a lil' shit brought a tear to my smiling eye.

It's unironically called "Not a Flamethrower" and is a piss-poor flamethrower. Closer to a butane torch, really.

It feels really bad to churn out all this satirical content, only to be vastly, repeatedly outdone by Master Musk.

But I'm busy. Tomorrow I am releasing my self-driving car software update and Donald Trump's healthcare plan.