Hey name_of_teacher.txt, this is XxAutoKillBillxX, your gun instructor for the summer 2022 training session!! I hope we can have enough fun together that you'll practice shooting more than the mandated 50 hrs/week until classes begin again in the fall. Your students' lives may depend on it 😜! Before the end of the semester next week, we're going to practice simultaneously shielding students with non-life threatening wounds while also putting some small children out of their misery, in addition to laying cover fire as well. Your weapons skills are valuable!! You will receive an extra $50/year for this know-how. Thank you for teaching, and I look forward to sculpting you into a lean, mean, killing machine 😃
P.S. The class materials fee of $134 is due each morning at the beginning of each class. This fee is tax deductable under the Educator Expense Deduction up to the $250 allowed per year by law.