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littlebirdie  ·  4343 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: The Hubski Band: What musical instrument do you play?

What's the difference between a banjo player & a locksmith? A locksmith gets paid to change keys.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!

Oh man, I've heard 'em all!!!!

I think my fave is this one:

You're driving down the street and you see an accordion and a banjo--which one do you hit first? The accordion: business before pleasure.