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comment by Qwertyderp
Qwertyderp  ·  4366 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Circle Circle, Dot (You know what to do)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about le 9GAG Army,  you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in le 12th grade and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 4chan and I have over 300 confirmed hacks. I am trained in hacking warfare and I'm the top hacker in the entire 9GAG armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 9GAGGERS across le world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking hacked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can le hack you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the 9GAG Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of le earth, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have  held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will le drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Le.