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forwardslash  ·  4251 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Don't Watch "Iron Man 3"

Slightly related, I can't wait for Thor 2 because my wife and I have an alternative narrative/fanon for Thor. Basically he can't handle interpersonal conflict with women. I just want the first reunion of Thor and that one chick who falls in love with him instantly to go:

Girl: OMG, where have you been?!

Thor: Uh, I was stuck in Asgard. Rainbow bridge broke.

G: How do you break a rainbow bridge?

T: With my hammer.

G: What? Then how were you here in NY that one time.

T: Father-wizard did it.

G: And you didn't even say hi?!

T: I, uh, think some world is in peril, bye!