No worries :).

Man, we'll never see a successful space colony in our lifetimes.

Or a space colony at all. :(

Nowhere near the same wavelength of light that Earth looks like Earth with.

But still cool af.

The game is now, once again, whether or not Trump can rally enough grassroots support to circumvent any aversions Murdoch might have to re-platforming him on Fox. Just like 2015/2016.

Twitterers have also been claiming that Trump can't tweet because it undermines a clause of his TRUTH Social contract forbidding him from using Twitter, but I can't find any proof of that.

Best case scenario is that the combination of Trump + World Cup drives enough traffic to Twitter to crash the servers, if only for a while. Hopefully it's long enough of an outage to destroy any remaining interests of advertisers.

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But now... IMAGINE. Solely imagine. Definitely DO NOT do this.

1. Learn how to install and operate a virtual machine (VM) operating system on a device you've never used for anything else before. Maybe a $100-ish Raspberry Pi.

2. Purchase a VPN membership, and learn how to use it through your VM.

3. Also in the VM, and with a VPN, write and execute Python scripts (hint: the Selenium code library for Firefox is pretty damn good) to drive a web crawler around Twitter. You don't even have to do anything suspicious or inflammatory or partisan. Increased activity alone will help bork the place.

4. Fuck Elon Musk.

Good thread:

Something new every day, but don't even have to change the verbiage

All of my social media usage in the last few weeks has been dedicated to ruining Elmo's Twitter. Both his personal @, and the site in its entirety.

When it's done, I'll be back. Won't be long now.

0 competition. 1 grocer. the world over.

I want Elon ruling the globe, he seems AMAZING on twitter.

HEY TOM!!! THANK U 4 STOPPIN BY 2 SPAM LINKS 2 UR E-GAME ON A POST WHERE A USER DISCUSSES THEIR BRAIN TUMOR.

PLEASE STOP BACK BY WHEN U HAVE CANCER 2 LINK US 2 THE ANNOUNCEMENT POST SO WE CAN LINK 2 OUR E-GAMES THERE.

you forgot to advertise your website!

don't forget: you are payed extra for climate denialism + advertiseing combos.

Look buddy I can't cum unless the dildo is a very-loaded gun, I'm talking like a chain-fed mini, and your here to tell me I have some kind of problem

ur NOT free as me

that's it I'VE HAD IT

fine

Finished freshman year of college, home for the summer. Got grounded for something stupid, can't remember what. Dad drives my truck into work to punish me, with weed in the center console, doesn't know. I call up a friend and say "hey, wanna get stoned"? They do, they pick me up and drive us to Dad's workplace. Parking friend's car close by, we use my valet key to take a joyride around town in my truck while Dad works. We smoke, drive around, air out the car. We take the shit with us so Dad doesn't get in trouble. When we get back to the parking garage, someone has taken the parking spot my dad parked the truck in. Shit! Closest open spot, three spots left, I take it. Ride home in friend's car. Two hours go by. Dad calls. "Son, I'm afraid I have some bad news". Concerned for his safety, not knowing what could be wrong, Me: "Uh oh, what is it"? Dad: "I think someone has stolen your truck. I took it to work today and these models have always been a common target for auto theft and" I cut him off, saying "Dad! Dad. Did you check three spots to the left"?, and he waits about ten very very long seconds and goes "Oh. Oh. Yeah, that's it". I never got grounded again and he thinks I did it all to teach him a lesson, no other reason.

Hey guys I'm Steve #5 and I'm carefully crafting this long comment in the hopes of sneaking in a pathetic URL because I love not only destroying the Earth's environment but the internet as well and if I could have just a moment of your time to sha