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The longest joke in the world - For this one, you will probably need a solid hour.
So this guy is talking to God and ask, "Hey God what does 100 million years seem like to you?"
God answered, " One hundred million years ? That's like a second to me."
Then the man ask, "Hey God, what's 100 million dollars seem like to you?"
One hundred million dollars? It seems like a penny to me."
So the guy says, "Hey God could I borrow a penny?"
And God answers, "Sure. Just a second."
I hope you enjoyed the jokes, and I would love to hear your favorite jokes. Thanks!
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FishEggHat · 4026 days ago · link ·
I love anti jokes or something so stupid that it's funny. Puns too!
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c_hawkthorne · 4026 days ago · link ·
Puns are so punny sometimes, but other times, they just try to hard. And my favorite anti joke is A man walks into a bar...