This weekend we threw a party and while I was cleaning I found a stack of stickers. If anyone is interested in me mailing them some, I would be happy to do so for free. Just PM me the name, address where you would like them to go.
Send it to your distant neighbor and check their mail every day. Not sure how I can help you pal, but if you'd like a sticker I'm happy to get one to you. If you're in the North Carolina area, I can meet you at a bar and hand them off incognito
Will these, in anyway, make me an individual? Set me apart from the pack? Allow me to hit a juke box at the local diner and instantly play "What's new pussycat?" an absurd number of times? If so count me in.
I can't make any promises, but yes. Edit: Also, I've always liked that standup bit/story. Funny stuff.