I'm baking cookies today (for the record: chocolate chip, no nuts, nuts in cookies or brownies are a SIN). And I'm going to give some to my bartender. This is my plan.
First, I'm making cookies for other people too (my co-workers). (This is my defense.) Second, ain't nobody who don't like cookies. My third line of defense is that, theoretically, I would just bring a really good friend cookies too. I mean, it's not like it's going to be obvious, or anything, right? ...right?
Jesus, if I knew it was that easy I would have been dating everyone in high school. But I also have zero social skills, and had zero social skills at the time, so when a girl legit baked me a WHOLE FUCKING CAKE for me and me alone after I got really sick one time I didn't even stop to question whether that was a sign of affection. So you know what, _refugee_, it might not be obvious at all.
I'm with you on the nuts in cookies/brownies thing. I know they add texture, but some things just don't need texture. Why not go with some spanish fly?