I like, and my wife loves, lame jokes. So naturally I try and collect them. My favorite is why do ducks have webbed feet? So they don't fall in the quacks! Anyone else around here have silly jokes?
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers. How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?” Those are a couple of my go-to lame jokes, hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Why did the ocean get arrested? Because it beat up on the shore. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Cuz then they'd be baygulls ;). What did the cowboy say when he fell off his horse? Ouch. I may think of more later, back to work I go...