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Difference  ·  3392 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Lame Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”

Those are a couple of my go-to lame jokes, hope you enjoy them as much as I do!





Sonasun  ·  3392 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I've never heard the sneakers one before that's gold! You know what a pirates favorite letter is right?

Difference  ·  3392 days ago  ·  link  ·  

ARRRR!

Sonasun  ·  3392 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You would think that but tis the C they love.

Difference  ·  3392 days ago  ·  link  ·  

LOL! I'd never heard that one