S.W.A.T. - Deep Inside a Cop's Mind It is an album of country covers of various songs rewritten from the perspective of a police officer by Jim Goad, Boyd Rice, most of Poison Idea, Adam Parfrey, and Anton LaVey. I bought it on that description, because how could such a thing fail to be the funniest thing ever? But it isn't. It's just... listen to this. None of those guys are known for good tastes and almost all of them were trolls before there was an Internet to troll, but this was just lazy.
I will live script my reaction. Oh god. It's In the Ghetto. From a cop's perspective. This is going to go well. Nice intro, sweet guitar. Bullets. Whoa. You went there immediately. Hookers? The Hooker got gang-raped. I don't want to go to the ghetto. They kept the high pitched choir. This guy can't sing. And he's racist as shit. He just said 'their kind.' 9 year old smoking angel dust. Has a glock. 11 year old Jamika is pregnant. The suburbanites came to buy weed and got killed. My God. That was fucking terrible.