Mrs. Sockajawitza
There's a woman out there that looks just like your mom, she drives the same car, she is from the same town
She wears the same clothes and she has the same smile
She will even pretend that you are her child
She'll pretend you're her child and say, "get in, let's go
To the toy store, the circus the May Carnival."
But don't listen to her and don't let her get ya
Because its not your mom it's Mrs. Sockajawitza
Mrs. Sockajawitza will take you away
And put you to work in her mud factory
All day long you'll add water to dirt
your clothes will get messy and your fingers will hurt
And Miss Sockajawitza will stand there and smile
as she rakes in the profits from her evil empire
Her magical mask can look like anyone's mom
And her magical car can adjust and transform
So
You have to make sure that your mom's face is real
Pinch it and squeeze it before every meal
And you have to make sure your mom's car is hers
Kick at the tires and punch the bumpers
Now let me give you some final advice
this final advice just might save your life
If your mom shows up at school cause she just wants to kiss ya
Run! It's not mom, it's Mrs Sockajawitza