How old are you?
Well my bad, everybody's not perfect, what do I have to do to prove I'm not a bot, and by the way, aren't these "bots" not supposed to have emotion?
Interview time! Tell us . . . 1) Your favorite Ninja Turtle, Transformer, Care Bear, or My Little Pony 2) Your favorite food 3) How you came to discover that Santa Claus isn't real 4) Your dream car and 5) Your dream jobWhat do I have to do to prove I'm not a bot
Optimus prime is my favorite transformer, my favorite food is combination fried rice, one day I came to a reliazation when I was 7 that the government would of tooken him by then if he had magical powers and they would cut him open, and experiment, my dream car is a 60s Thunderbird, and my dream job is one that would make me a LOT of money, is this enough to prove that I am not a bot?
Let me analyze your answers here . . . 1) Your choice of Transfomers out of the four listed cartoons is very suspicious. It shows that you have a heavy bias in favor of technology. To further compound things, your favorite character happens to be Optimus Prime. A leader. A straight arrow. An authority figure. This suggests that you value laws and structure. In short, this is the perfect answer a bot would give. 2) Combination fried rice. You know what's crazy about rice? There's a lot of it, making counting it a challenge. From what I understand, computers are all about numbers, so once again, this is a perfect answer for a bot. 3) You rationalization for the inexistence of Santa Claus is both deeply logical and completely unempathetic. If that doesn't scream "bot" I don't know what does. 4) While a Thunderbird if far from my first choice for a dream car, your answer is very unique. At the same time, you didn't say something a bot would say such as "Oh, a Honda Civic would be fine, I'm only worried about getting from point A to point B." Your answer here hints that you might not be a bot after all. 5) You don't want a dream job that appeals to your emotions or passions. Only cash. Cold. Hard. Emotionless cash. That's the kind of answer I'd suspect from a bot. After thinking about things long and hard today, I've decided that your answer to question number 4 is sufficient enough to show that you very well might be human. You pass, for now. But be warned. I have Rick Deckard on speed dial. I kid. I kid. It's nice to meet you by the way.
Whooooo! I passed!, wait who is Rick Decard?
Because you mentioned your age in your comment and I was curious? You don't need to tell me if you don't want to.