I sincerely appreciate these posts. Thank you. They're pretty much the most valuable thing on the Internet for me right now. The progress report allows me to formalize things and organize them, which when you're busily chasing the muse wherever she leads gives you a place to plant a flag and claim victory (or defeat).

This week has mostly been about process. That chess set was scaled so that the king would burn out of my flask properly. I was concerned it wouldn't size properly with the chess board I have available (I restored and sold an Omega for a buddy; he reciprocated by buying my daughter a ridiculous chess board). Fortunately they scale fine because my flasks ain't gettin' any bigger unless I get a bigger kiln.

These photos were collected as part of the three-sheet hyperlinked shopping list with all the goodies necessary to actually MAKE SOME METAL SHIT. I'm going to need about 50 troy oz of metal per side; if I were to do the whole thing in gold we'd be looking at about $150k so we're not doing that. In poking around looking for cheap-ass foundry metals I discovered that the alloy car parts are made of that has never been aluminum, has never been steel and has never been iron is called zamak or kirksite and it's experiencing a bit of a renaissance as it's pretty easy to SLA print something, cast it in kirksite and use it which puts it ahead of pretty much anything else you can 3D print as it's less than $4 a pound.

It also melts hotter than what you can usually deal with in the cheap-ass ghetto-ass "I print pewter and I'm an idiot on Twitch" universe that is 99% of youtube videos. "It's like a collection all mixed together" is my favorite jeweler's understanding of "alloy." I've taken to referring to most jewelry educators as "the PMC posse" because anything beyond Precious Metal Clay and they are deer-in-headlights. So anyway there's 50lbs of investment, 25 lbs of used steel shot and 8 lbs of zamak 2 heading this way in pursuit of extreme violence and I have an electrician coming out to add a couple circuits because if I need to use the 1500W kiln and the 1800W melting furnace and the 800w vacuum investment table all at once we're gonna need a bigger boat.

Part of this process has involved researching exactly what we're going to print.

Resin on the left? $42 a bottle. Resin on the right? $42 a bottle. Which is about where you recognize that a pure print-burn-cast pipeline gets kind of expensive when you're blowing $200/l on resin. So now I'm looking at buying a buddy's wax injection setup because given a choice between $200/kilo or $7/kilo it doesn't take too many prints before it's worth investing in the wax rig. Which, oddly enough, signals that internally I'm thinking in terms of production rather than prototyping which sort of happened without me noticing.

Hey check this out.

No maybe not not unless you want to watch half an hour of something you have no interest in.

I think there's something interesting in that process but I need to dwell with it for a while.

Thanks for helping me dwell with this shit for a while.

I finally got Native Instruments Komplete 12 in the mail. So I figured I'd install it in a bit. However, for reasons unknown to me it takes NI a good hour or six to unzip 200GB of files from one USB3.0 disk to another and run a few updates, so I'm hoping it'll be installed before I go to bed today. (-_-')

I'm itching to get to play with it. Over the weekend I've been watching a bunch of tutorials on the various tools that are in it and I am very impressed by the possibilities alone.

Other than that, I've had another D&D session the other day. Surprising absolutely no-one, I love to make maps for my battles and locations.

I don't have any pictures, because I wanna wow you all with my progress for next week. I've been devoting about a couple of hours a day towards the blanket though and I wanna make it pretty impressive for you all. It survived its first wash and I learned that the Pine and Cedar oil is a lot more potent than the Bergamot oil, so I need to use less of it. Otherwise it gets overwhelming. Talking with my mother and wife though, we're strategizing how to tackle some of the more difficult aspects of this. Suffice to say, I'm gonna need to buy a sewing frame or embroidery hoop, maybe use cotton string to reinforce some areas, and maybe resort to some quilting/binding techniques for repairs. I want to avoid the last part though, because I think it would go against the character of the blanket.

elizabeth, you still struggling with keeping your embroidery threads neat? I ask because, sometimes I watch videos on hand quilting and hand tailoring and I've learned a few thread management techniques from them. If you want, I could try to find a video or two that might be relevant for you.

Thanks kingmudsy for making the space! I rarely finish even half the projects I start, but starting is the fun part, so here's a status report.

Resisting the Irresistible

Status: complete

The "best by" date for the Milano cookies arrived on Sunday, January 12. The previous Friday afternoon, I decided that it wasn't necessary to wait for the cookies to expire to prove my resistance. I did manage to leave some cookies for Monday.

Dopamine fasting might be taking things too far, but I can appreciate the idea of making conscious decisions to maximize enjoyment of treats, rather than indulging and overindulging whenever fancy strikes.

During the cookie incubation period I stopped adding sweetener to my coffee. It took a couple days to adjust, and now I prefer it black. It's been a while since I've had a cola, too, but I did enjoy those cookies.

Status: in progress

The top level of the parking garage at the metro station is deserted in the morning, so I have been climbing the stairs most weekdays and tossing peanuts around. Sometimes I draw a crowd, but usually the crows keep their distance and wait for me to go away. I hide peanuts while they are watching, and so far only one difficult hiding place, inside a standpipe, has kept a peanut safe.

Also experimenting with a motion-activated camera at home, looking for ways to discriminate between crows, blue jays and squirrels. 

bonus: additional effort to be smarter than other animals

Ayumu has been a participant since infancy in the Ai Project, an ongoing research effort aimed at understanding chimpanzee cognition

Ayumu is a genius.

Since I am an average dumb primate, I spent some time trying to recreate Ayumu's training program before realizing that someone else must have done it. There's a great iOS app and a variety for Android. Finding out that there is a level 7 was one of the great moments in life. (I have three stars up to level 4.3.)

Rubik's Cube

Status: adequate

There's been an unsolved cube floating around the house as long as I can remember. I could always solve one side, and some of the second layer, but after that it was hopeless. I supposed continuing was the same, using intuition and strategy to make progress toward the goal. It's not like that at all, at least for an amateur like me. The day the cookies expired I looked up the solving guide and spent an hour or so learning the notation and following the algorithms. It's all mechanical brute-force after the first layer, using a six-step algorithm to position each edge piece in the middle layer, then a six-step algorithm to get edge pieces to the top, then a six-step algorithm to arrange the top edge pieces, then eight steps to move the top corners around, then many repetitions of a four-step pattern to orient the corners.

It's completely thoughtless and mechanical, at least using these basic techniques. My best time is four minutes, but getting a record time depends on getting lucky so you can skip some steps. It's fun when your muscles memorize the patterns and you can watch your hands manipulate the cube, but when something goes wrong it can be hard to correct. I most often make the correct rotation but in the wrong direction, especially when using my left hand. The kid insisted on getting a "speed cube" and is almost down to three minutes.

EliM&Minator

Status: initial research

I don't eat blue food. As a justification to work on some coding with the kid, we plan to build a robot that will separate blue M&M candies from the edible ones. Last night we connected the $8 camera accessory to the Raspberry Pi and got it to take some images using the Python PiCamera library. While aiming the camera around on its short ribbon cable, I accidentally touched the bottom of the camera circuit board to the pins of the Pi and caused the whole thing to reboot. 

The plan is to build some kind of hopper and connect it to a motorized arm that will guide M&Ms into position one by one. The camera will take a photo of each one. We will manually code the photos by color, then train a TensorFlow instance on the image set with color data. Finally we will get TensorFlow to identify the color of incoming M&Ms, kicking blues into the trash and good ones into a bowl. We might throw some coins and buttons in there too.

Pen & ink

Status: ongoing

cW pioneered the eVox, a digital voice recording that you send to a friend.

We exchanged many, considering the merits of various forms of communication: written versus oral, immediate versus deferred, digital versus tangible.

He is now promoting a new format, unnamed as far as I can tell. You write a letter on paper, photograph it, and send the digital image. You end up with two handy backup copies. My preliminary efforts were simple

but cW was kind enough to send a Jinhao x450 with a refillable cartridge as encouragement. 

I am a bit clumsy with the cartridges, and found that I could dip the nib into the ink bottle and comfortably get several sentences down between dips.

Coding

Status: always behind

A guy at work showed me the app he created for his iPhone which wasn't on the App Store. He was having some trouble with notifications but otherwise it was working well. When he described the installation procedure, I told him it was nice but really just a bookmark to his web site saved to the home screen. He pointed out that his app didn't run as a tab in Safari, there was no sign of the browser, and it worked offline. I was surprised that Apple would allow this workaround to the lucrative App Store, and even more surprised to learn that Apple is promoting progressive web apps.

I have made but little progress in experimenting, but love the philosophy, that rather than scaling down your full-featured application to include users on smaller and older devices, you start with a minimal feature set that everyone can use, and optionally add features for users that can support them.

Is anyone still working on a Hubski app?

Home improvement

Status: neverending

Like a sucker, I bought the recommended wallpaper removal spray and perforating roller. The spray burned my eyes and the bottle trigger jammed before the bottle was half empty. I experimented with water and found that it worked just as well, and even better if you refrained from perforating the wallpaper, so it peels without tearing. My method was to spray the wall with water and adhere half-sheets of newspaper from top to bottom. Keep each sheet of wallpaper very wet as you continue papering with more newspaper. When the wallpaper has soaked for ten minutes, slowly peel it from the top. I could usually get the outer vinyl layer off as one sheet, and the inner layer was water-absorbent and easy to remove after more soaking. Sometimes both layers peeled off together. Might not work for every kind of wallpaper and wall surface, but ended up being fun when progress was slow and steady rather than tearing off millions of little bits one by one.

Had to buy replacement batteries for my eight-year-old DeWalt drill. I almost bought a Hole Hawg for $30 at Second Chance in Baltimore after our Amazon tour. It just seemed like more drill than I could ever use, but now that it takes half an hour to hang a towel hook I bet I could manage.

The TV antenna is still going strong in the attic, but the WiFi tuner is flaky. There is coax in the walls, but it would be a challenge to map it out in time for the Superbowl or Oscars.

Does anyone here know how to screen print?